Batman: The Animated Series (TV Series)

Make 'Em Laugh (1994)

Stuart Pankin: Condiment King

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Quotes 

• Condiment King : Ah, the big bad Bat-guy. I knew you'd ketchup to me sooner or later! How I've relished this meeting! You, the dynamic Dark Knight, versus me, the conceptual Condiment King! Come, Batman, let's see if you can cut the mustard...

  [Batman punches him in the gut, doubling him over] 

  Batman : Quiet!

  Condiment King : You hit me.

  Batman : Now, listen, Mustard Man, or whatever you call yourself, you're obviously new at this, so I'm willing to go easy on you, provided you give back the loot and never even think of doing this again. Deal?

  Condiment King : [fires his ketchup and mustard guns at Batman]  Horseradish!

  Batman : [dodging the attack]  This is your last warning!

• Condiment King : Let's go, Batso! You and me. I'm the Prince of Pickles, Sultan of Sauce! You don't stand a chance, you hear me?

  [bowing] 

  Condiment King : Later, chump.

  [slipping in some of his ketchup and mustard, he falls backward] 

  Batman : [seeing him hanging off an electrical sign]  Hang on!

  [as the sign shorts, the electric shock knocks him backward again, right onto Montoya and Bullock's squad car] 

  Officer Renée Montoya : Harvey, call an ambulance.

  [recognizing him] 

  Officer Renée Montoya : I know this man. He's that TV comic, Buddy Standler.