- Batman: It seems that Clayface is losing his integrity.
- Alfred Pennyworth: I wasn't aware that he ever had any to begin with.
- Alfred Pennyworth: Don't take this the wrong way, sir, but your goose is cooked.
- [He turns to a roast goose fresh out of the oven]
- Batman: And that woman helping him, what's her stake in this?
- Alfred Pennyworth: Perhaps she enjoys mud baths.
- Dr. Stella Bates: Matthew! Get back inside! You're absorbing the rain! Matthew! MATTHEW!
- Clayface: NO! We finish this now!
- [Batman and Clayface fall over the side of the rocky ledge]
- Dr. Stella Bates: A new isotope... MP-40. An experimental mutagenic adaptogen. I believe it can restore, even increase your powers, perhaps permanently. You can become Matt Hagen again forever.
- Clayface: How did you find us?
- Batman: I suspected that you must have used a medical consultant on some of your films, and I found Dr. Bates's name in an old film log. Dr. Bates once owned a motel, but sold it to raise money for this, I expect. This is the address the bank had in its files. It's over, Hagen! The lab boys can take it from here!
- Dr. Stella Bates: Is he...?
- Clayface: Almost. I can hear his heart slowing... slowing...
- [laughs, thinking Batman is dead when suddenly, Batman's grappling hook comes shooting out of his head]
- Billy: [to Clayface disguised as guard] Step away from the safe. Now! Do it, man. I'm cocked!
- [Clayface steps behind portrait, morphs into Tarnower, and steps out]
- Billy: Mr. Tarnower?
- Clayface: [as Tarnower] What did you expect? Batman? You should be downstairs guarding the door. What do I pay you for?
- Billy: Yes, sir. Sorry. I thought...
- [goes to leave office, but stops]
- Billy: Hey, what happened to your accent? And aren't you supposed to be in Hawaii?
- [Clayface, as Tarnower, extends his arm and knocks Billy out]