Batman: The Animated Series (TV Series)

Pretty Poison (1992)

Efrem Zimbalist Jr.: Alfred

Quotes 

• Bruce Wayne : What do you have, Alfred?

  Alfred Pennyworth : Well, sir, Ms. Isley is a research chemist with Chez Gerard, the cosmetics firm. She works on the development of new fragrances. Their newest is a perfume called Nightshade.

  Poison Ivy : [he plays a commercial]  It's deadly.

  Alfred Pennyworth : Ms. Isley has a PhD in botany from Gotham University, where she offers a monthly lecture series on endangered and extinct plant species.

  Batman : [suiting up]  I think Harvey's engagement is off.

• Batman : We've isolated the toxin, Alfred.

  Alfred Pennyworth : Indeed, we have, sir. "It is a lethal poison derived from the plant Roseaceaevularis, commonly known as the wild thorny rose."

  Batman : I'll get a plant sample from the Gotham Botanical Gardens. We can use it to work up an antidote.

  Alfred Pennyworth : I'm afraid this is unfeasible.

  Batman : Why?

  Alfred Pennyworth : Because, sir, the wild thorny rose has been extinct for nearly five years, which means, I'm afraid...

  Batman : There's no antidote.

• Batman : Alfred, I'm running a little behind schedule.

  Alfred Pennyworth : I have alerted Mr. Dent, sir. He and Ms. Isley patiently await your arrival at the Rose Cafe.

  Batman : How's the food there?

  Alfred Pennyworth : In my humble opinion, sir, exquisite.

  Batman : [parking the Batmobile]  I'll be taking the Cord this evening.

  Alfred Pennyworth : As I anticipated, sir. It is idling out front with a full tank of gas.

• Bruce Wayne : Alfred, dig up anything you can on Pamela Isley; who she is, where she's been, what she does, the works.

  Alfred Pennyworth : Consider it done, sir.