The New Batman Adventures (TV Series)
Beware the Creeper (1998)
Arleen Sorkin: Harley Quinn
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Quotes
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[Harley slowly rises out of an oversized cream pie]
Harley Quinn : [singing] Happy anniversary, Mr. J / You're really swell and okay / It's seven years to the day-hey / Take the night off, let's play...
[the Joker watches, gobsmacked]
The Joker : Harley...
Harley Quinn : Wanna try some of my pie?
The Joker : Harley.
Harley Quinn : I'm sure you'll want seconds.
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Harley Quinn : Think Bats saw you, puddy tat?
The Joker : Oh, he did! He did! He'd never miss a show about me! He's my biggest fan!
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The Creeper : Aw, sweetie got a boo-boo?
Harley Quinn : [hitting him with her mallet] Aw, creepo got a concussion?
The Joker : [laughing until he sees Batman and Robin approaching] Stall 'em, dollface! I'll, uh... get the car.
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The Joker : Harley, I'm not in the party mood. If you really want to make me happy...
Harley Quinn : [getting thrown outside] Ahh! Oof!
The Joker : ...find the plagiarist who's been stealing my act!
[tasting the bit of pie on his lapel]
The Joker : Ugh! Sweet kid, but a lousy cook.
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Harley Quinn : He's the creep who's stealing your act!
The Creeper : And that's not all, Mr. Happy! I'm stealing your girl, too.
Harley Quinn : I swear, Mr. J, I didn't encourage him!
The Joker : That's okay, pooh. I know you're a one man loon.
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Harley Quinn : Hey, you're the guy swiping Mr. J's act.
The Creeper : [punching Curly] Not me! I'm one of a kind, toots!
[seeing Batman, she cowers, but Crawler punches him, unaware who's there]
Harley Quinn : What do you want?
The Creeper : The inside story on the Joker. Also, your phone number.
[he growls playfully]
Robin : [Batman gets to his feet] I see you found him.
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The Creeper : Ooh! Feisty cookie! I like her.
[catching something thrown at him]
The Creeper : That's right, mama. Hurt me. I've been bad.
Harley Quinn : Knock it off, creep.
The Creeper : Creep?
Harley Quinn : Well, you are agile. I'll give you that.
The Creeper : [amorously] And what else will you give me?
Harley Quinn : Come here and see.
[as he moves towards her, she pulls a level and drops a wooden crate on him]