- Dick Grayson: I give it a month.
- Barbara Gordon: You don't think the marriage will last?
- Dick Grayson: Not that. I'm saying he'll have the costume on again in a month.
- Barbara Gordon: I don't think so. He's changed.
- Dick Grayson: Yeah, right.
- Barbara Gordon: Anyone can change and settle down... even you.
- Dick Grayson: Don't get your hopes up.
- Barbara Gordon: Ha! As if!
- Bruce Wayne: Everything's changed for me in the past few weeks. The pain of my parents' deaths... It's still there, but it seems smaller. And there's a new feeling now.
- Barbara Gordon: Which would be?
- Bruce Wayne: It's a lightness. A sense that things will work out for the best.
- Tim Drake: It's called happiness.
- Bruce Wayne: Whatever it is, I like it. And I know who's responsible for it. I've asked Susan to marry me. She's accepted. She's everything I need. She's perfect.
- Dick Grayson: There's just one problem. That.
- [nods at the batsuit]
- Dick Grayson: How you gonna keep it from her?
- Bruce Wayne: I won't have to. I've always assumed that sooner or later the three of you would get all this. Well, it's going to be sooner. I'm not going to be Batman anymore.
- Susan Maguire: Why are you interrogating me like this?
- Bruce Wayne: Too much perfection, and too many green eyes.
- Susan Maguire: What are you talking about?
- Bruce Wayne: Let's just say I want to know more about you. Where you came from, your friends, your relatives.
- Susan Maguire: Oh, you're just being silly.
- [Bruce stares sternly, as Susan tries to walk away. Bruce grabs her arm]
- Bruce Wayne: You're not leaving this cabin until you tell me. Well?
- [Susan starts to sweat green liquid]
- Bruce Wayne: What are you?
- Susan Maguire: Why, Bruce. I'm your wife.
- Bruce Wayne: I should have known. It was too easy.
- Susan Maguire: Relationships aren't supposed to be easy. Even I know that and I'm just a vegetable.
- Michael Vreeland: What did you tell him about me?
- Veronica Vreeland: Nothing, I swear.
- Michael Vreeland: Liar!
- [she hits him with a lamp; running into a panic room, she turns on the laser barrier]
- Veronica Vreeland: I wouldn't try it. Latest thing in home security. They'll fry you.
- Michael Vreeland: [sticking his head into the beams, unaffected] Ouch.
- Susan Maguire: [after Bruce receives a call of emergency from Veronica] What is it?
- Bruce Wayne: She's in trouble. I know this our party, but...
- Susan Maguire: She needs you.
- Bruce Wayne: You won't mind?
- Susan Maguire: She's your friend. Go.
- Bruce Wayne: How'd you get to be so perfect?
- Michael Vreeland: How is she?
- Bruce Wayne: The doctors hope she'll regain consciousness in a few hours. Where have you been?
- Michael Vreeland: I was at a business meeting. When I came back, the house was in ashes. I was afraid that...
- Bruce Wayne: I got there just as the fire started. We were lucky. Any idea why she called me? Some sort of problem?
- Michael Vreeland: Problem? No, everything was fine.
- Bruce Wayne: Well, that's another mystery, then.
- Bruce Wayne: [having caught a bride's garter belt] I hate these things.
- Susan Maguire: Me, too. And with pantyhose, who needs them anymore?
- Bruce Wayne: Uh, I meant these big, formal affairs.
- Susan Maguire: I knew what you meant. I was just trying to make you laugh. You seem so grim.
- Bruce Wayne: I've heard that said before.
- Tim Drake: Yech! I hate slow dancing.
- Barbara Gordon: You might find it useful someday.
- [seeing him with cake on his face]
- Barbara Gordon: Then again, maybe not.
- Bruce Wayne: This is Poison Ivy's work, isn't it? She must've grown you in her lab, then coated you with those pheromones she uses.
- Susan Maguire: The pheromones were just to get your attention. After that, it was all me.
- Veronica Vreeland: I see you've met Michael's friend Susan.
- Bruce Wayne: I have, and if friends are any indication, you've made an excellent choice, Veronica.
- Veronica Vreeland: Yes, I think number four will be the charm. I'd have introduced you sooner, but it was all so sudden.
- Bruce Wayne: A two-week courtship? Why would you call that sudden?
- Michael Vreeland: It was chemistry, Bruce.
- Veronica Vreeland: Maybe someday, it'll happen to you.
- Bruce Wayne: Come on, Veronica, you know me.
- Bruce Wayne: Veronica? Is everything all right?
- Veronica Vreeland: No, it's Michael! Something's wrong, something terrible.
- Bruce Wayne: What, Veronica? Tell me!
- Veronica Vreeland: You're not gonna believe me, but...
- Bruce Wayne: But what? Hello?
- [hearing her scream]
- Bruce Wayne: Hello? Veronica!
- Susan Maguire: I was so glad you called, Bruce. I've been thinking about you a lot since the wedding.
- Bruce Wayne: I've been thinking about you, too.
- Susan Maguire: Never thought I'd hear from you, though.
- Bruce Wayne: Why's that?
- Susan Maguire: Aren't you the one who's always so busy?
- Bruce Wayne: I guess I did say that, didn't I? But I have a feeling all that's about to change.
- Susan Maguire: [taking a box of flowers] My favorite. How'd you know?
- Bruce Wayne: Lucky guess.
- Tim Drake: You came just at the right time.
- Alfred Pennyworth: [seeing him dancing with Susan] For you, perhaps, but apparently not for Master Bruce.
- Alfred Pennyworth: There's a phone call for you.
- Bruce Wayne: Alfred, it's my wedding day.
- Alfred Pennyworth: It's an emergency. Ms. Vreeland.
- Poison Ivy: No time for fighting. No time for anything, in fact. This ship doesn't have much longer. Relax, relax, you're not going to drown. Well, not all of you, anyway. As I speak, my seaweed's crushing your hull. Soon the cold sea water will hit your hot boiler and... boom. Now, I know a lot of you are thinking "Who's going to take care of my vast industrial complex?" The answer is your mates. I worked long and hard to create them. Perfect mates, and soon to be perfect heirs and heiresses. Once they have your fortunes, I'll have your fortunes.
- Robin: He's acting weird, Alfred.
- Alfred Pennyworth: With him, how does one tell?
- Robin: Trust me, I know. It's like his mind is somewhere else tonight.
- Alfred Pennyworth: Where do you suppose he went?
- Robin: Who knows? But I'll bet it's real important.
- Poison Ivy: What are you doing here?
- Michael Vreeland: Ivy, I had to talk to you.
- Poison Ivy: You're supposed to be with the Vreeland woman.
- Michael Vreeland: Something went wrong. I-I tried to kill her.
- Poison Ivy: [slapping him] Who told you to do that? We were going to wait for the cruise, remember?
- Michael Vreeland: Ivy, I didn't mean to jump the gun, but there was no choice. She was getting suspicious.
- Poison Ivy: What did she have to be suspicious about?
- Michael Vreeland: [opening his shirt to reveal plant-like chest hair] This. I'm changing back.
- Poison Ivy: Oh, if it's happening to you, it'll happen to the others, too. I don't have as much time as I thought.
- Michael Vreeland: What about me? Veronica knows!
- [ripping his shirt off, she also rips his skin off, revealing a plant-like being; in hiding, Robin gags and Batgirl covers his mouth to keep him from vomiting]
- Poison Ivy: Consider this your annulment.
- Bruce Wayne: The investigators think the fire was arson.
- Michael Vreeland: Someone's trying to kill her?
- Bruce Wayne: Maybe. But they're not going to. I've hired some security guards to keep an eye on her. I know that'll be a big relief for you.
- Michael Vreeland: Yeah.
- Bruce Wayne: I'll be calling in soon. Take care of her, Michael.
- [leaving the hospital, he calls Robin and Batgirl]
- Bruce Wayne: You two, keep tabs on him. I've got a honeymoon cruise to take.