The New Batman Adventures (TV Series)
Cult of the Cat (1998)
Adrienne Barbeau: Catwoman, Selina Kyle
Quotes
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Catwoman : [about the Cat Cultists] And you can't get rid of them. They're like old boyfriends or warts.
Batman : And you figured I'd save your skin.
Catwoman : That's what you do, isn't it?
Batman : Normally, but it'll cost you.
Catwoman : Mmm. What do you have in mind?
Batman : Everything you've ever stolen. It all goes back to the owners.
Catwoman : You're crazy. That's my life's work you're talking about.
Batman : All right, then.
[Batman slows down the Batmobile, allowing the Cultists to catch up]
Catwoman : We got a deal. Drive!
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Thomas Blake : I should kill you, you know. There's no reason not to.
Catwoman : [sheepishly] I could give you one. Or two.
Thomas Blake : No one's ever eluded us for as long as you did. What's your secret?
Catwoman : What's yours? No one's ever chased me as long as you did. Normally, I like men who don't know when to quit, but...
Thomas Blake : We're deeply committed to our faith.
Catwoman : Ah, yes. Your faith. Why don't you tell me all about it?
Female Cultist : She's stalling. Let's kill her and be done with it!
Thomas Blake : She asked about our faith. That's the first step towards conversion.
[Unshackles Catwoman's ankles and wrists]
Catwoman : And conversion's good for the soul. Not to mention the body.
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Catwoman : So, you see I've always loved cats, and I've always loved stealing. It's like I was one of you all along without even knowing it.
Female Cultist : Rubbish. You're just a common thief.
[Catwoman grabs the female Cultist around the neck]
Catwoman : I'm a spectacular thief.
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Batman : Selina, where does this lead?
Catwoman : Never mind. Just hurry.
Batman : [getting in] Where are we?
Catwoman : The furnace.
[pointing to a hole in the roof]
Catwoman : And there's your exit.
[he fires his grappling gun, then holds out his hand]
Catwoman : I have my own, thanks.
Batman : [she starts climbing the wall with her claws] Not exactly the easiest way out.
Catwoman : Yeah, but it'll never occur to those idiots.
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Catwoman : Hmph. Same old self-righteous stiff.
Batman : It doesn't look like you've changed much either, Selina.
Catwoman : But I have. I've been through a lot in the last month, and I can tell you that jail's not the place for me. I wouldn't be safe there.
Batman : Safe from what?
Catwoman : [gunfire] Next question?
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Catwoman : What are you doing here?
Batman : What do you think? Now, come on.
Catwoman : Uh, I appreciate the effort. But I've got everything under control. Really.
Batman : Then what are you still doing here?
Catwoman : I, uh...
Batman : [seeing her pillowcase of items she's stealing] I don't believe it. You're going to try to steal from them again, aren't you?
Catwoman : I see it more like teaching them a lesson.
Batman : You're the one who needs to learn something. These people are too dangerous.
Catwoman : [jumping onto the bed] Hmph.
Batman : Even for Catwoman.
Catwoman : [he holds out a pair of handcuffs] What's that for?
Batman : You, unless you come to your senses.
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Female Cultist : Can't you tell? She doesn't care about our faith. She's just trying to save her skin.
Thomas Blake : We'll soon find out how sincere she is.
Catwoman : Yeah, you will. What are you talking about?
Thomas Blake : Our initiation.
Catwoman : You mean like membership oaths and fees and all that?
Thomas Blake : There's considerably more to it. Are you interested?
Catwoman : Very.
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Selina Kyle : Beluga or sevruga? Ah, the heck with it. You know, Isis, I had no idea being on the right side of the law could be so satisfying. I guess virtue is its own reward.
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Thomas Blake : I heard a noise.
[seeing the unconscious Batman]
Thomas Blake : What's he doing here?
Catwoman : He... he tried to rescue me.
Thomas Blake : Didn't have much luck, did he?
Catwoman : No more than usual.
Thomas Blake : We need blood to sanctify the statue. Our prayers are answered. Take him downstairs.
Catwoman : What's downstairs?
Thomas Blake : You'll see.
Catwoman : But what about my initiation?
Thomas Blake : There's no need for that now. You've just proven yourself. You're one of us.