The New Batman Adventures (TV Series)

Judgment Day (1998)

Richard Moll: Two-Face, Harvey Dent

Quotes 

• [Batman rescues Two-Face, only to have Two-Face knock him out] 

  Two-Face : Remind me to thank you later.

• The Penguin : My dear fellow, I contacted all my usual sources, but I'm afraid it's just not a seller's market.

  Killer Croc : What's that supposed to mean?

  The Penguin : [pulls out a briefcase]  $50,000 for the diamond. Not a penny more.

  Killer Croc : That's robbery! That rock's worth 10 times that much!

  The Penguin : Don't forget, as a legitimate businessman, I have my expenses too: taxes, overhead, labor.

  Two-Face : And they call me two-faced.

• J. Carroll Corcoran : Two-Face, please! I got money! Cash! I can pay you!

  Two-Face : Don't tell me choir boy's got a slush fund.

  J. Carroll Corcoran : Kickbacks from the Gothcorp project. A hundred grand... I can have it here in an hour!

  Two-Face : Should've said something earlier. We could have flipped on it.

• The Judge : [Voice over]  Order in the court! In the matter of the people versus Harvey Dent, how does the prisoner plead?

  Two-Face : Guilty... Guilty... Guilty...

• Batman : I thought I'd better find you before the Judge did.

  Two-Face : Don't do me any favors!

• Two-Face : Where's the Judge?

  J. Carroll Corcoran : I don't know!

  Two-Face : [slapping him]  You shouldn't yell at your constituents. I'll give you one more chance.

  J. Carroll Corcoran : I'm telling the truth! I don't know where to find the Judge. He comes to me. He calls me. That's the way it works! Honest!

  Two-Face : What do you think?

  Henchman : I believe him.

  Henchman : Yeah.

  Two-Face : The jury has spoken. But even if you can't find him, you can still help me send him a message.

  [flipping his coin, which comes up on the bad side] 

  Two-Face : You know what to do, boys.

• J. Carroll Corcoran : [into a tape recorder]  In closing, let me just say that as your councilman, I am always at your service to solve your problems.

  Two-Face : That's good to hear.

• The Penguin : Harvey, you're early. I was able to procure a slightly better price on your items.

  Two-Face : I see you do have half a brain. Enough not to low-ball me.

  The Penguin : Naturally.

  Killer Croc : So what am I, a sap?

  The Penguin : You're free to take your business elsewhere. But, of course, who else can guarantee my level of confidentiality?

  [growling, Croc takes his money, and he and Two-Face turn to leave] 

  The Penguin : As always gentlemen, it was a pleasure doing business.

  [to his employees, Raven and Lark] 

  The Penguin : See that they find their way out. Come back again any time. The door's always open.

  [putting money and the diamond into a safe] 

  The Penguin : Now, Harvey, if you ever knew what I really cleared.

• Two-Face : Relocation, eh? I'd like to dislocate them both.