The New Batman Adventures (TV Series)

Mad Love (1999)

Bob Hastings: Commissioner Gordon

Quotes 

• Commissioner James Gordon : [after Batman saves him from the Joker, who was posing as his dentist]  I really hate these checkups.

• The Joker : Have a seat. I'll be right with you.

  Commissioner James Gordon : I don't mind saying, I really hate these checkups. If it weren't part of the police physical, I wouldn't be here at all.

  The Joker : Oh, come now, commissioner. What in this miserable world is more beautiful than a nice, big smile?

  [he laughs maniacally] 

  Harley Quinn : [shooting a gun at Gordon, which ties ropes around him]  Naughty, naughty. Jump around like that, and doctor won't give you a lollipop.

  Commissioner James Gordon : You little...!

  [she stuffs cotton into his mouth] 

  The Joker : Mm-hmm. My, my.

  [tutting] 

  The Joker : This doesn't look good at all. I'm afraid...

  [picking up a drill] 

  The Joker : ...everything will have to go!