- Regina 'Reggie' Kostas: Gee Becker, this is your lucky day. You lost your wallet on the street and got it back.
- Jake Malinak: Yea, I lost my wallet at my parents house and didn't get it back.
- Linda: I believe it was Cole Porter who said, ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no river wide enough to keep me from you...
- Margaret Wyborn: That was Diana Ross.
- Linda: It's always about you being right, isn't it? No wonder your marriage is in trouble...
- Dr. John Becker: It's like a rubber band...
- Jake Malinak: Oh, the rubber band thing? Wait till you hear what a crock this is!
- Dr. John Becker: Jake, you've got a customer.
- Jake Malinak: [Turning toward his newsstand] I'll be right there.
- Regina 'Reggie' Kostas: Jake, there's no one over there.
- Jake Malinak: Thanks, John! Why don't you just stick out a leg and trip me!
- Dr. John Becker: I thought this was much more artful.
- Dr. John Becker: I've gotta go!
- [Hanging up phone]
- Margaret Wyborn: Was that MY Louis?
- Dr. John Becker: He needed to talk... Margaret, the man's in agony!
- Margaret Wyborn: Did you know what he did?
- Dr. John Becker: Well, I don't like to interfere, but if you want to tell me...
- [Sitting on a stool]
- Margaret Wyborn: So, we were in bed the other night...
- Dr. John Becker: [Hopping out of her seat] Never mind!