- Chris Connor: I live in 4-B.
- Bob: 4-B? What happened to Wrinkles and the Hump?
- Chris Connor: You mean my grandparents?
- Dr. John Becker: [Storming into the diner] You know what I hate?
- Jake Malinak: [to Reggie and Bob] Who's got the list?
- Chris Connor: I find that you get out of the universe what you put into it...
- [stands up, spilling coffee on herself]
- Chris Connor: oh, shoot!
- Dr. John Becker: Let me ask you a question: did that coffee come from a cup that was half empty, or half full?
- Chris Connor: Give me that!
- [Snatches package from delivery driver]
- Driver: Wait, you have to sign for that!
- Chris Connor: [Scribbles on form] I could have died of old age waiting for you guys to deliver this!
- Driver: Sorry for the inconvenience, Mr...
- [checks signature on form]
- Driver: Screw You...
- Dr. John Becker: [Yelling at Bob as they wrestle barbecue out the window] I don't care if you have to rip the legs off, just squeeze it out of there!
- Chris Connor: Boy, good thing you didn't go into obstetrics!
- Chris Connor: What we need is a good party game, like Charades.
- Dr. John Becker: I would rather stick hot needles in my eyes!
- Chris Connor: Sounds like fun, but let's try Charades first.