The Benny Hill Show (TV Series)
Show 43 (1982)
Benny Hill: Self, Various
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Quotes
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Ambrosia, the Scottish schoolgirl : She says, "What is air?" I says, "A balloon with the skin off."
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Ambrosia, the Scottish schoolgirl : By Jings, she's not so smart./I mean take for a start,/you know what she said last week to my friend, Di?/"Are you readin' that paper you're sittin' on?" Di says, "Yes, Miss, I've just swallowed my glass eye."
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Ambrosia, the Scottish schoolgirl : The man showed us a leopard with 365 spots on, "One for each day of the year", he said./ I said, "What about leap year?" He said, "Arnold, lift its tail and show this girl the 29th of Feb."
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Ambrosia, the Scottish schoolgirl : Last week, Miss Potts caught me in the park. I was climbin' up a tree./She said, "If you fall down and break both your legs, don't come runnin' to me!"
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Ambrosia, the Scottish schoolgirl : She says, "Does anyone here know what a boycott is?" I said, "Aye, it's a bed for a wee laddie."
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Benny Hill : I like your bust.
Jenny Lee Wright : You mustn't say that!
Benny Hill : Why not? It's true. Of all the girl I meet in London, I like you bust.
Jenny Lee Wright : Oh, best.
Benny Hill : Oh?
Jenny Lee Wright : Best.
Benny Hill : Best is more good. Well, well, well, Learning all the time... What is bust?
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Benny Hill : I shall go across the park now to the café and have fish and chips.
Jenny Lee Wright : Oh, you like our fish and chips?
Benny Hill : I hate your fish and chips, but that's the only thing I know how to order.
Jenny Lee Wright : There are other things besides fish and chips. I mean, how about steak and kidney pudding? Try it. Steak and kidney pudding.
Benny Hill : Kate and Sydney who?
Jenny Lee Wright : Steak and kidney pudding.
Benny Hill : Steak and kinky pudding?
Jenny Lee Wright : No, no, steak and kidney pudding?
Benny Hill : Steak and you're kidding me pudding?