"The Benny Hill Show" Show 13 (TV Episode 1972) Poster

(TV Series)

(1972)

Benny Hill: Self, Various

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Quotes 

  • Nurse : Is it all right if I kiss you on your birthday?

    Charlie Gray : You want to kiss me on me what?

  • Cowboy : Only time I ever kiss her is when I can't find a table napkin.

  • Cowboy : That marriage was illegal, the shotgun was unloaded.

  • Benny Hill : Now I was in a Chelsea bar one day./ There was a chap stood about ten feet away./ We was both admiring a girl about 21./ I said, "You just can't help but stare /at the cute little chick with the long blonde hair."/ He said, "That chick just happens to be my son."/ I said, "I didn't mean to offend,/ you must let me make amend,/ at least let me buy you another rum."/ I said, "You must think me an awful cad,/ I didn't know you was his dad."/ He said, "I'm not, you twit, I'm his mum!"

  • Fisherman : He married her one day./Well, there was a tiddler on the way./When he was born, we all wanted to know the weight./ He says, "he weighs near enough a pound."/ So, Charlie, he turns 'round./ He says, "Gol, you only just got back your bait."

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