- Kim: [Kim is talking about the day he was caught] I'll never forget that day. Boy, I was really surprised to see you guys.
- Benson DuBois: Always take your rifle into the outhouse with you.
- Danny: [Looking at a 30 year old IOU] What is this thing written on?
- Kim: Army-issued toilet paper.
- Benson DuBois: No wonder it lasted so long.