- Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling: I have a trick that I use when I'm trying to remember things: word association. For example, suppose you were to ask me, "Who was the fourth president of the United States?" Well, the first thing I'd think of would be the fourth grade. And then I think of Daisy Kaufman, who used to sit next to me. And when I think of a daisy, I think of a flower. And when I think of a flower I think of a smell, and when I think of a smell I think of a nose, and when I think of a nose I think of Barbra Streisand, and when I think of Barbra Streisand I think of "Hello, Dolly!", and when I think of Dolly I think of Dolley Madison, who was married to James Madison, who was the fourth president of the United States!... Wasn't he?
- Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus: [Kraus' aunt has died] The surprising thing is, she has mentioned me in her will! I don't know why; she hardly knew me.
- Benson DuBois: Maybe that's why.