"The Beverly Hillbillies" A Real Nice Neighbor (TV Episode 1965) - Kathleen Freeman as Agnes

Daisy Moses : I brought you a little treat, some Clem chowder.

Agnes : Clam chowder?

Daisy Moses : No, Clem, he was our goat.
Daisy Moses : I've got some medicine that'll fix you up. Make it myself.

Agnes : Is it any good?

Daisy Moses : Good? I've had rheumatiz for 40 years. Loved every minute of it.
Daisy Moses : How's your back?

Agnes : What back? Oh mine, it's great. You know, you were right about this stuff. It makes having rheumatism a ball.

Daisy Moses : [moves the glass away] Just sip it, honey, don't gulp.

Agnes : Okay.

Daisy Moses : Now lets get back to Jed. Would you like to step out with him tonight?

Agnes : No thanks.

Daisy Moses : [moves the glass closer] Gulp it.

Agnes : Gee that's beautiful material. That reminds me of Hawaii. I used to have a muumuu like this.

Daisy Moses : A what?

Agnes : A muumuu.

Daisy Moses : [moves the glass away] Go back to sippin', honey. There ain't no cows this color.
Agnes : Two people can have all the money in the world and still not be happy.

Milburn Drysdale : I think you'd better call a psychiatrist. You're cracking up.
Agnes : If people are in love, they can be deliriously ecstatically happy without a penny to their name.

Milburn Drysdale : I'll drive. You lie down in the back seat.

Kathleen Freeman: Agnes