The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Back to Marineland (1964)

Max Baer Jr.: Jethro Bodine

Quotes 

• Jane Hathaway : Have you decided what you'd like to be, Jethro?

  Jethro Bodine : Yes ma'am. I wanna be a spy.

  Jane Hathaway : A spy?

  Jed Clampett : Whatever gave you that notion?

  Jethro Bodine : I seen this movie about a spy, ol' Double Naught Seven. This rascal really had hisself some high old time.

• Jethro Bodine : You see, double naught spies is what you call irresistable to women. This fella spent most of his time fightin' and lovin' and lovin' and fightin' and lovin' some more.

• Jethro Bodine : Shucks, when it comes to lovin', I'm greener than a gourd.

  Milburn Drysdale : But when your Uncle Jed said that, you replied, "That's what you think."

  Jethro Bodine : Yessir, that's what I think too.

• Jane Hathaway : I think you should forget about becoming an intelligence agent.

  Jethro Bodine : Is that the same thing as a spy?

  Jane Hathaway : Yes, it's a dreadfully dangerous occupation and I wouldn't want anything to happen to you.

  Jethro Bodine : That's one of the good things about bein' a double naught spy. You can get shot, stabbed, blowed up, drowned, and everythin'. The first thing you know, they is back huggin' the girls again, good as new.

• Jed Clampett : Do spies eat as good as soldiers and sailors?

  Jethro Bodine : Well gee, I dunno. This movie didn't have much eatin' in it, mostly fightin' and lovin'.

  Jed Clampett : Well you can't keep that up for long without eatin' somethin'.

• Jed Clampett : Do spies get to wear fancy uniforms?

  Jethro Bodine : Gee, I dunno?

  Jed Clampett : You could use with some new duds. Them britches of yours look like you're fixin' to wade a crick.

• Daisy Moses : Well, the food chute is back, the one-man locust plague. I bet you're hungry.

  Jethro Bodine : Oh yes ma'am.

  Jed Clampett : What's for vittles, Granny?

  Daisy Moses : Overlook stew.

  Jed Clampett : What's that?

  Daisy Moses : I'm stewin' everythin' he overlooked, and it ain't much.

• Jethro Bodine : [sees sign for Marineland feeding hours]  Hot dog! Lookit that. Marines gets fed 6 times a day.