- Jane Hathaway: [Mr. Drysdale grabs a knife] Chief! What are you going to do?
- Milburn Drysdale: I'm going to stab all four of them!
- Jane Hathaway: No!
- Milburn Drysdale: Let go of me! They're not driving back to the hills!
- Jane Hathaway: Chief, come to your senses! You can't use that on the Clampetts!
- Milburn Drysdale: I don't intend to. I'm going to puncture the tires on their truck. They'll have to get some out of a catalogue. It'll take three weeks to get new ones!
- Milburn Drysdale: [about Jethro] This fine boy has a great potential. I'm proud of him. I believe in him. Oh, I only wish I had a boy just like him.
- Jed Clampett: You got him.
- Milburn Drysdale: What?
- Jed Clampett: We're gonna leave this fine boy, this great potential, with you.