The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
Bonnie, Flatt, and Scruggs (1968)
Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett
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Quotes
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Jed Clampett : Whatcha doin'. boy?
Jethro Bodine : Learnin' this ol' hound dog to fetch sticks.
Jed Clampett : Seems to me you been at that about 10 years now.
Jethro Bodine : Yeah, I reckon he's just too dumb.
Jed Clampett : He's just too smart.
Jethro Bodine : Whatcha mean?
Jed Clampett : What do Duke want with sticks? He ain't no beaver.
Jethro Bodine : But other dogs fetch sticks.
Jed Clampett : That's their problem. Duke's got you to do it fer him.
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Jed Clampett : Fixin' somethin' special for Lester and Earl, are you?
Daisy Moses : I'm startin' out with cow cud casserole.
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Daisy Moses : After the casserole, I'm bringin' on a steamin' platter of tadpole turnovers.
Jed Clampett : Mmm mmm