- Janet Trego: Miss Hathaway, there's a raccoon in your office!
- Jane Hathaway: No no no, Janet, don't panic. You've seen a raccoon before.
- Janet Trego: Not like this one. It keeps trying to undress me.
- Chickadee Laverne: Gee, where am I going to find another raccoon that knows how to unfasten a dress?
- Daisy Moses: That wild young'un. I'm so dadburn mad I could bite nails.
- Jed Clampett: Granny, I reckon you forgot how it feels to be in love.
- Daisy Moses: Why do you suppose I'm so dadburn mad?