- Daisy Moses: Jed, ain't you always told me that part of that money is mine?
- Jed Clampett: That's right, one quarter.
- Daisy Moses: One quarter? 25 cents out of all them millions?
- Jed Clampett: I mean one fourth of all I got.
- Jed Clampett: i cain't just take my money outa Mr. Drysdale's bank without a good reason.
- Daisy Moses: I'll give you plenty of reason. Has Mr. Drysdale ever took us out like Mr. Cushing done last night? Has Mr. Drysdale ever brung me a orchid? Has Mr. Drysdale ever danced with me like Mr. Cushing done?
- Jed Clampett: Well no Granny, but Mr. Drysdale's got a wife. Mr. Cushing's a single man.
- Jed Clampett: There's the best reason of all.
- Daisy Moses: Mr. Drysdale won't give me my money! He's been slippery footin' around here like a hog on ice. If you ask me, he ain't got it.
- Jed Clampett: Did you get our 45 million from Mr. Drysdale?
- John Cushing: Every cent of it. It's all safe and sound, right in the Merchants Bank.
- Jed Clampett: That's dandy. We'd like to see it... in cash.
- John Cushing: I haven't got it.
- Jed Clampett: Well Granny?
- Daisy Moses: Dogged if he didn't go through it quicker than Mr. Drysdale.
- Jed Clampett: I think we'd be better off back with him.
- Jed Clampett: You've got the money, ain't you Mr. Drysdale?
- Milburn Drysdale: Well of course, but...
- Jed Clampett: Well then go ahead and give it to her.
- Milburn Drysdale: Well all right, I'll have a check drawn up.
- Daisy Moses: Hold it right there! I don't want no check. I want my money... cash.
- Milburn Drysdale: Cash?
- Daisy Moses: Cash.
- Jed Clampett: We do favor cash.
- Milburn Drysdale: I haven't got 11 million.
- Daisy Moses: You see, I told you, he spent it!