- Jane Hathaway: [Mr. Drysdale wants to evict the beatniks] But chief, they have legal possession, their rent is paid, they're not disturbing the peace.
- Milburn Drysdale: That won't stop me. Where there's a will, there's a way and I have the will. Now you find the way.
- Daisy Moses: I thought they was dancin' till the lights come back on. Then I thought they was havin' fits!
- Jed Clampett: Did look for all the world like they had a itch they couldn't scratch.
- Jed Clampett: Well Granny, if it'll ease your mind, why don't you go down there and see for yourself what's goin' on.
- Daisy Moses: I cain't. The young'uns bugged out with the wheels, I mean left in the truck. Doggone it! Now they got me talkin' that nonsense.
- Jethro Bodine: I ain't been wastin' time, Granny. I been goin' to cool school.
- Daisy Moses: What kind of a fool school is cool school?