The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
Doctor Jed Clampett (1964)
Max Baer Jr.: Jethro Bodine
Quotes
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Jethro Bodine : Where we goin', Granny?
Daisy Moses : To that greedy college.
Jethro Bodine : I think it's Greely.
Daisy Moses : I think it's greedy... and as long as it is, I'm gonna buy me one of them half-hour doctor certificates.
Jethro Bodine : Hey Granny, how about buyin' me one to be a brain surgeon?
Daisy Moses : I'll price it.
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Dean Cromwell : Will you please explain what this little woman wants?
Jethro Bodine : Yessir, she wants folks to call her a doctor.
Daisy Moses : And it's high time too.
Dean Cromwell : Indeed it is.
[picks up the phone]
Dean Cromwell : Get me Dr. Neimeyer in Psychiatry.