The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Elly Races Jethrine (1962)

Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett

Quotes 

• Daisy Moses : There's no two ways about it. That child is gonna need help to trap that Sonny Drysdale.

  Jed Clampett : Elly May don't need to trap no man to git him.

  Daisy Moses : Every man that ever got git was git that way.

  Jed Clampett : Not me, we just happened to stop under a shady elm tree and I proposed to your daughter on the spur of the moment.

  Daisy Moses : That spur of the moment of yours took us six months schemin' and plannin'. Why we even trained that ole mare of yours to stop under that shady ole elm tree.

• Daisy Moses : Jed, no man is ready to get married, you gotta git him ready, like you git a steer ready for slaughter.

  Jed Clampett : Cain't you find somethin' else to compare it to?