The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
Foggy Mountain Soap (1966)
Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett
Quotes
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Jed Clampett : You fixin' to go wadin'?
Elly May Clampett : No sir, Pa.
Daisy Moses : Well your skirt is short enough for it.
Jed Clampett : That's a fact. You're showin' more meat than a butcher's window.
Elly May Clampett : Oh! This here's whatcha call a mini skirt.
Daisy Moses : Minnie who?
Jed Clampett : Sure can't be Minnie Pearl.
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Jed Clampett : [Jed stops the makeup man from powdering his nose] You're at it agin. I done told you.
Makeup Man : Do you want a shiny nose?
Jed Clampett : Do you want a shiny eye?
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Lester Flatt , Earl Scruggs , Jed Clampett , Daisy Moses , Elly May Clampett , Jethro Bodine : Oh the best durn soap is Granny's lye soap/It gets yer clothes much whiter/You can bet your hat it'll make dirt scat/And make your whole day brighter.