The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Greetings from the President (1967)

Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett

Quotes 

• Jethro Bodine : Look what I got

  [holding a letter] 

  Jed Clampett : From your ma?

  Jed Clampett : No, from the President.

  Daisy Moses : The president of what?

  Elly May Clampett : The president of the whole country.

  Daisy Moses : You got a letter from Jeff Davis?

• Jed Clampett : You told me that the government up in Washington was hurtin' for money and deep in debt.

  Milburn Drysdale : Yes, but...

  Jed Clampett : I can't let the government pay for Jethro when I got all them millions just layin' here in your bank.

• Jed Clampett : Sounds like Granny and Pearl is after the same feller.

  Elly May Clampett : Yes sir. They is fightin' out front. I best go help the loser.

  Jed Clampett : Who's losin'?

  Elly May Clampett : Mr. McKeegan.