The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Jane Finds Elly a Man (1969)

Irene Ryan: Daisy Moses

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• Daisy Moses : Jed Clampett, you get into your good duds and git over there and buy that cake that Elly May baked!

  Jed Clampett : I don't want that thing.

  Daisy Moses : That ain't the idea. You gotta buy it before some other man buys it!

  Jed Clampett : I don't think there's a man in this town can lift it.

  Shorty Kellems : It rolls real good. That's how Elly got it over there.

• Jane Hathaway : I'm off to the forest in search of my feathered friends.

  Daisy Moses : You know some Indians in these parts?

• Jane Hathaway : I'm looking forward to a thrilling ornithological adventure.

  Daisy Moses : Shorty, have you ever knowed a person that used as many big words as her?

  Shorty Kellems : Just one. Don Richardson. He come in here the other day and throwed some words at me that weighed out better than 5 pounds apiece.

  Daisy Moses : What was it, Shorty?

  Shorty Kellems : Well, he's talkin about this law case and he said somethin other was uh... was uh... incompatible overt offense.

  Daisy Moses : Hmm, them is heavy rascals.

• Jane Hathaway : I can wend my way through the forest to the shores of Table Rock Lake and there I hope to find a family of herons.

  Daisy Moses : Well, give em our best.

  Jed Clampett : Was that the Luke Heron?

  Jane Hathaway : Oh, no, no, no, no. The heron I'm looking for stands in the water on his long skinny legs and gobbles up crawdads and frogs in his enormous mouth.

  Jed Clampett : Well if that ain't Luke Heron, it's his twin brother.

• Daisy Moses : Oh please, Eck, where is Elly's cake?

  Eck Bozeman : Right over there.

  Daisy Moses : You're usin' it for a millstone?

  Eck Bozeman : The best I've ever had.

• Daisy Moses : Jethro will know what them big words means. He's been plumb through the 6th grade.

  Jethro Bodine : What words is that?

  Shorty Kellems : Incompatible overt offense.

  Jethro Bodine : Ah, that's easy. All you gotta do is break them words down to their root meanings. In, compat, able, overt, offense.

  Daisy Moses : What does it mean?

  Jethro Bodine : It means: you come in and pat a bull, and you better get over the fence.

• Jane Hathaway : In the woods, I saw him! Just right for Elly! An Adonis, a Hercules, an Apollo!

  Daisy Moses : Oh please Miss Jane, she's got enough critters now.

  Jane Hathaway : No, no. You don't understand. He was cutting down a tree near the lake.

  Jed Clampett : She don't need another beaver.

• Daisy Moses : Miss Jane is runnin' like the devil hisself is after her.

  Jed Clampett : I was worried about her goin' out in the woods dressed like that. Like as not, somebody mistook her for a revenuer.

  Daisy Moses : Oh, everybody knows there ain't no girl revenuers.

  Jed Clampett : Yeah, but not everybody knows she's a girl.

• Matthew Templeton : She's a good cook, huh?

  Daisy Moses : There ain't nobody can touch that girl's food.