- Shifty Shafer aka Honest John: Where are you going now?
- Scraggly Farmer: Home to my farm. I gotta hitch a plow to ol' Bessie and work the south forty!
- Shifty Shafer aka Honest John: Well, take it easy. That's a lot work for one horse.
- Scraggly Farmer: Bessie's my wife. Giddyup Chester.
- Shifty Shafer aka Honest John: Now what am I gonna do? I gotta turn a fast buck, but I can't here!
- Scraggly Farmer: I got the same trouble. Can't hear too good myself.
- Jethro Bodine: Do you know any girls in New York?
- Shifty Shafer aka Honest John: Oh, oodles of 'em.
- Jethro Bodine: Any chorus girls?
- Shifty Shafer aka Honest John: Some of the coarsest.