The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Jed Buys the Capitol (1970)

Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett

Quotes 

• Elly May Clampett : [Elly brings in a box of kittens]  Ain't they cute?

  Jed Clampett : 'Course they is cute, Elly, but if there's one thing we don't need right now, it's more critters

  Daisy Moses : Your Pa's right, Elly. Take 'em back.

  Elly May Clampett : But Granny, I already named 'em.

  Daisy Moses : Don't matter. Take 'em back.

  Elly May Clampett : They is all named after presidents. This one here is George Washington. This one here is Abraham Lincoln. And this one is Theodore Roosevelt.

  Daisy Moses : Take 'em back, Elly.

  Elly May Clampett : This one is Jefferson Davis.

  Daisy Moses : He can stay.