- Elly May Clampett: [Elly brings in a box of kittens] Ain't they cute?
- Jed Clampett: 'Course they is cute, Elly, but if there's one thing we don't need right now, it's more critters
- Daisy Moses: Your Pa's right, Elly. Take 'em back.
- Elly May Clampett: But Granny, I already named 'em.
- Daisy Moses: Don't matter. Take 'em back.
- Elly May Clampett: They is all named after presidents. This one here is George Washington. This one here is Abraham Lincoln. And this one is Theodore Roosevelt.
- Daisy Moses: Take 'em back, Elly.
- Elly May Clampett: This one is Jefferson Davis.
- Daisy Moses: He can stay.