- John Brewster: You should put Mr. Clampett in a job that sounds useful, but doesn't contribute anything. Something unimportant.
- Jane Hathaway: I have it, the Board of Directors.
- Daisy Moses: We is high up. Look at that little cow down there. He ain't no bigger 'an a ant.
- Jed Clampett: Granny, that is a ant... on your window.