The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
Jed Pays His Income Tax (1963)
John Stephenson: Mr. Landman
Quotes
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Daisy Moses : Jed, is the revenooer stayin' fer supper?
Jed Clampett : He ain't no revenooer.
Daisy Moses : Well, is the furreigner stayin' fer supper?
Jed Clampett : How about it Mr. Landman? You too Mr. Drysdale.
Mr. Landman : You're not by any chance cooking mustard greens and possum innards, are you?
Daisy Moses : Not tonight.
Jed Clampett : No, we had them last night.
Mr. Landman : I'll stay.
Milburn Drysdale : Me too.
Daisy Moses : Tonight, we is havin' leftovers.
Jed Clampett : That's the thing about possum innards. They is just as good the second day.
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Daisy Moses : You heared me mister. Now you git goin' and git goin' fast.
Mr. Landman : Madame, I don't think you understand. I'm from the Internal Revenue Service. That's a department of the...
[Granny fires her shotgun]
Daisy Moses : Hop in that puddle-jumper and cut mud outta here.
Mr. Landman : But I only want to talk about Mr. Clampett's return.
Daisy Moses : He ain't gone nowhere.
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Mr. Landman : I guess back in the hills where you come from, I'd be a tax collector.
Jed Clampett : Back in the hills, you'd be a lot younger.
Mr. Landman : Oh, ws the climate that healthy?
Jed Clampett : Naw, just you wouldn't have lived to get this old.