"The Beverly Hillbillies" Jed and the Countess (TV Episode 1965) - Irene Ryan as Daisy Moses

Daisy Moses : Just let a doctor walk in like I done and ask for a simple healin' drug like bullnettle root and wahoo bark and they look at ya like you was some kind of a nut!
Elly May Clampett : Whatcha gonna fix, Granny?

Daisy Moses : My courtship special, turnip greens and tonic gravy.
Daisy Moses : That countess didn't fly no 6000 miles for my gravy... I mean my tonic. That woman is lookin' for a husband. Now you git upstairs and mow that stubble off your faced and put on some decent clothes.
Jed Clampett : Granny, A high-steppin' filly like the countess wouldn't hitch up to a old plow mule like me.

Daisy Moses : What about Humphrey? He was twice your age and she married him.

Jed Clampett : Only because she was tonic'ed to the eyeballs.
Daisy Moses : Jed, there's more than one way to skin a cat.

Jed Clampett : Yeah, but there ain't no way to do it that the cat's gonna like it.
Daisy Moses : Get Mr. Drysdale home alright, Jed?

Jed Clampett : Yep, but it was hard as braidin' a mule's tail at fly time.

Daisy Moses : I suspect he was a mite over-tonic'ed, ha.

Jed Clampett : I reckon he was. He grabbed his wife and went to huggin' and kissin' again. I was halfway home and she come runnin' after me, yellin' and screamin'.

Daisy Moses : Scared of him?

Jed Clampett : No, she just wanted to give ya this for a refill.

[hands Granny an empty bottle]

Irene Ryan: Daisy Moses