The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
Jethro's First Love (1963)
Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett
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Quotes
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Jed Clampett : Tell me, is the bank missin' any girls? I mean, Jethro might have toted one off.
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Jed Clampett : Looks like Jethro done all right.
Daisy Moses : Found hisself a girl?
Jed Clampett : From here, it looks like he found himself a girl and a half.
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Milburn Drysdale : I suppose you might call that an inside joke.
Jed Clampett : Oh! Well, come on inside and tell it.
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Milburn Drysdale : Mr. Clampett, that girl is a stripper!
Daisy Moses : What's a stripper?
Milburn Drysdale : Someone who takes off their clothes.
Jed Clampett : What's wrong with that?
Milburn Drysdale : Well, she takes them off every night.
Jed Clampett : Well, I don't sleep in my clothes neither.
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Jethro Bodine : [Jed has given Jethro a letter to take to the bank] Hot diggity dog! I'ma carry this down to the bank, and I'ma carry me a girl back!
Jed Clampett : Whoa, whoa! It ain't as simple as all that. Even if you *should* find the right girl, you gotta make courtin' talk with her.
Jethro Bodine : I do?
Jed Clampett : Why, of course!
Jethro Bodine : Well, Uncle Jed, how do you make courtin' talk?
Jed Clampett : Well... ya gotta kinda sidle into it, like, you start off with, uh, 'Nice day, ain't it?' Then you work around to where it looks like gonna be a nice night, for a walk, or a drive, or dance. Of course, along the way, ya gotta throw in a couple of 'My, ain't you pretty's', and, uh, 'I bet you're a dandy dancer.' What do you think about that?
Jethro Bodine : I catch on now, Uncle Jed!
Jed Clampett : All right, boy, ya got enough to get ya started.
Jethro Bodine : Yes, sir. Yee-haw!
[Jethro runs out]
Jed Clampett : Some girl is in for a *mighty* spirited courtship!