The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Jethro's Friend (1963)

Donna Douglas: Elly May Clampett

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• Elly May Clampett : And I'll learn you wrasslin' so as the big kids won't be pickin' on you.

  Armstrong Dueser McHugh III : Oh, I'd like that. And perhaps I could assist you in some subject. How about English?

  Elly May Clampett : Thank you, little Deusey, but I done been learned to talk that. I kind of have a hankerin' for history though. What you studyin' in that?

  Armstrong Dueser McHugh III : At present, we're on the Civil War.

  Daisy Moses : You mean the war betwixt the Yankees and the Americans?

  Jed Clampett : You boys run along now, you're excused.

  Daisy Moses : Just a minute, sonny. Who'd they learn you won that war?

  Jed Clampett : Granny, the boys got studyin' to do.

  Daisy Moses : I want an answer to my question. We is payin' school taxes and I wanna know that they're learnin' our young-uns the truth. Now, who did they say won, the North or the South?

  Jed Clampett : [sings]  Oh I wish I was in Dixie, down south, the South.

  [winks at Dueser] 

  Daisy Moses : Hush up, Jed. I can't hear the boy's answer.

  Armstrong Dueser McHugh III : Why Madam, every true student of history knows that the glorious army of that brilliant and beloved leader, General Robert E. Lee, were never really defeated.

  Daisy Moses : Hallelujah! Stay fer supper.

  Jethro Bodine : Hey little Deusey, didn't our history teacher over to the school say...

  Armstrong Dueser McHugh III : [sings]  Oh I wish I was in Dixie, down south, the South.

  Daisy Moses : Smart little feller, but I gotta learn him the right words to "Dixie."