The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Manhattan Hillbillies (1969)

Sean McClory: Police Officer Tim O'Sullivan

Quotes 

• Police Officer : Lady, are you daft?

  Daisy Moses : No. I can hear fine.

• Police Officer : And what might his name be?

  Daisy Moses : Jed.

  Police Officer : His last name?

  Daisy Moses : Oh, Clampett.

  Police Officer : O'Clampett you say?

• Daisy Moses : Shake hands with my son-in-law, Jed.

  Police Officer : O'Clampett is it?

  Jed Clampett : That's right.

• Police Officer : I could tell by the look of you, you come from the old sod.

  Jed Clampett : Old and rocky. We had a devil of a time tryin' to farm there.

  Police Officer : Farming people are you?

  Jed Clampett : We tried, but that land was so poor, you could hardly raise a fuss on it

• Police Officer : Tell me, was there a peat bog near your place?

  Jed Clampett : I don't recall Pete, but there was a Clem Bog.

  Police Officer : I'm not familiar with clem bog, but we used to cook with peat.

  Jed Clampett : We used to fish with Clem.

• Police Officer : Jethro, me boy, oh will you look at that face. He's got the map of Ireland all over it.

  Daisy Moses : I thought I told you to wash.