- Daisy Moses: It was the most disgusting, disgraceful sight. I wanted to cover my eyes.
- Jed Clampett: Why didn't you?
- Daisy Moses: Cause, I'd a fell off the roof.
- Jed Clampett: You just happened to be sittin' up there on the roof at 4 o'clock in the mornin'?
- Miss Gloria Buckles: Thank you, Shorty.
- Shorty Kellems: You're welcome, Jeanne.
- Miss Gloria Buckles: I'm Gloria.
- Shorty Kellems: Oh yeah. Jeanne was my 12 o'clock date, or was that Patricia? No, it was Helen. Patricia is the one I took home on the way to pick you up.