The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Military School (1965)

Irene Ryan: Daisy Moses

Quotes 

• Jethro Bodine : How soon will this mess be ready, Granny?

  Daisy Moses : What did you call my vittles?

  Jethro Bodine : Oh, that's military talk. When us officers eat, we call it a mess and this here is a mess hall.

• Daisy Moses : He's got so much book learnin' in his head now, there's no room left in it for any sense.

  Jed Clampett : But this is a military school. A little taste of army life ain't gonna hurt him.

  Daisy Moses : That boy never took a Little taste of nuthin'.

• Captain Hogan : I'll take charge and deploy my men on the defense perimeter. We're expecting the offensive to begin at exactly fifteen hundred hours.

  Daisy Moses : Poor little fella, ain't even old enough to tell time.