The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Mrs. Drysdale's Father (1965)

Irene Ryan: Daisy Moses

Quotes 

• Jed Clampett : We ain't shootin' at the board, Granny. We is fixin' to drive them nails stickin' in it.

  Daisy Moses : I still say that ain't hill country shootin'.

  Jed Clampett : Granny's right, boy. See that rock over on the left.

  Jethro Bodine : Yes sir.

  Jed Clampett : Let's ricochet off that and then drive the nails.

• Daisy Moses : How do you like your possum, Mr. Farquhar, fallin' off the bones tender or with a little fight left in it?

  Lowell Redlings Farquhar : I beg your pardon, did you say "Possum"?