"The Beverly Hillbillies" No Place Like Home (TV Episode 1962) Poster

Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett

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  • Daisy Moses : You know where my mink coat is right now?

    Jed Clampett : Where?

    Daisy Moses : In the top of a tree, full a baby eagles.

    Jed Clampett : Now Granny.

    Daisy Moses : Their mama and me fought nigh over ten minutes for that coat, but with them claws on her, she could get a better purchase on it.

  • John Brewster : You say your grandfather built this cabin?

    Jed Clampett : He sure did.

    John Brewster : Well he must have been a remarkable man.

    Jed Clampett : He sure was. He finished the cabin in the mornin', went to town, found a girl, courted her, married her, and carried her across that doorstep all before sundown. Tell me Granny, was that eighteen and ninety-seven or eighteen and ninety-eight?

    Daisy Moses : Eighteen and ninety-eight.

    Jed Clampett : Yeah, that's right. She was 18 and Grandpa was 98.

    John Brewster : You say he was 98 and his bride was 18?

    Jed Clampett : That's right, marriage didn't work out too good.

    John Brewster : I don't doubt it.

    Jed Clampett : Yeah, Grandpa made the mistake of havin' his Ma come live with them.

  • Daisy Moses : Then what I call my Heavenly Hash, that's grits, chitlins, possum belly, hog jowls, and catfish, all minced together and simmered in gopher gravy, topped with poached hawk eggs.

    Jed Clampett : Mmm mmm, now there's vittles you won't forget in a hurry.

    John Brewster : I'll try.

  • Daisy Moses : I still don't mind sharin' a bed with Elly May, but I draw the line when it comes to sharin' with them others.

    Jed Clampett : What others?

    Daisy Moses : Well there was a owl, and a squirrel, a crow, and a fox, a possum, and a skunk, and a porkypine.

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