The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

No Place Like Home (1962)

Frank Wilcox: John Brewster

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• John Brewster : You say your grandfather built this cabin?

  Jed Clampett : He sure did.

  John Brewster : Well he must have been a remarkable man.

  Jed Clampett : He sure was. He finished the cabin in the mornin', went to town, found a girl, courted her, married her, and carried her across that doorstep all before sundown. Tell me Granny, was that eighteen and ninety-seven or eighteen and ninety-eight?

  Daisy Moses : Eighteen and ninety-eight.

  Jed Clampett : Yeah, that's right. She was 18 and Grandpa was 98.

  John Brewster : You say he was 98 and his bride was 18?

  Jed Clampett : That's right, marriage didn't work out too good.

  John Brewster : I don't doubt it.

  Jed Clampett : Yeah, Grandpa made the mistake of havin' his Ma come live with them.

• Daisy Moses : Then what I call my Heavenly Hash, that's grits, chitlins, possum belly, hog jowls, and catfish, all minced together and simmered in gopher gravy, topped with poached hawk eggs.

  Jed Clampett : Mmm mmm, now there's vittles you won't forget in a hurry.

  John Brewster : I'll try.