The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Shorty Kellems Moves West (1969)

Raymond Bailey: Milburn Drysdale

Quotes 

• Milburn Drysdale : Mr. Kellums, where did you get this big money?

  Shorty Kellems : Took it outta my silver mine.

  Milburn Drysdale : You own a silver mine?

  Shorty Kellems : I did. Sold out to a Syndicate.

  Milburn Drysdale : After you took out a fortune?

  Shorty Kellems : You betcha.

  Milburn Drysdale : Millions?

  Shorty Kellems : Couple of hundred.

• Milburn Drysdale : Allow me to present you with this box of cigars.

  Jed Clampett : Well thank you. What's the occasion?

  Milburn Drysdale : Wait till you hear. Now, listen to this: Mr. Clampett, at this moment, you have now got $90 million.

  Jethro Bodine : [Jethro enters]  Howdy Mr. Drysdale.

  Milburn Drysdale : Jethro

  Jed Clampett : Hey, Jethro, guess what I got?

  Jethro Bodine : What?

  Jed Clampett : A box of cigars.