The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Shorty Kellems Moves West (1969)

Harriet E. MacGibbon: Mrs. Margaret Drysdale

Quotes 

• Mrs. Margaret Drysdale : Did I hear you say there's going to be a wild Hollywood party at Mr. Drysdale's bank?

  Shorty Kellems : Yes mum. A regular orgy.

  Mrs. Margaret Drysdale : That interests me.

  Shorty Kellems : I'm sorry, I can't invite you. But you see, it's Mr. Drysdale's party and he kinda likes his women, um, young and flashy, like them two in the car, a couple of dandies. The bank is just crawlin' with fillies like that.

  Mrs. Margaret Drysdale : I find this absolutely fascinating.

  Shorty Kellems : Don't get yer hopes up, but I'll put in a word for ya. What's yer name?

  Mrs. Margaret Drysdale : Mrs. Drysdale!

  Shorty Kellems : Forget it. He wouldn't want his mother there.