- Shorty Kellems: I'm goin' down to the cement pond to get a look at that Mark Templeton. I ain't never seen a feller that's half frog.
- Daisy Moses: Well don't let him get you under the water or he'll turn you into a frog.
- Shorty Kellems: You're joshin'.
- Daisy Moses: Oh no I ain't. And if that happens, there's only two ways to turn you back.
- Shorty Kellems: What are they?
- Daisy Moses: Take you to Dr. Klingner or get you kissed by a pretty girl.
- Shorty Kellems: I'll take the pretty girl.