The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
Silver Dollar City Fair (1969)
Raymond Bailey: Milburn Drysdale
Quotes
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Jane Hathaway , Milburn Drysdale : Chief, what is the idea of the gorilla suit?
Milburn Drysdale : The law of the jungle. The survival of the fittest.
Jane Hathaway : What do you mean?
Milburn Drysdale : I'm looking after a bear, a mountain lion, a chimpanzee and other assorted wild animals. They fight over the food. If I don't scare 'em, I don't eat.
Jane Hathaway : Well that should certainly intimidate the fiercest beast.
Milburn Drysdale : Well, there's one it doesn't phase. Oh, you've never heard such vicious snarling and growling. No other animal will go near the food until it's finished feeding.
Jane Hathaway : What is it?
Milburn Drysdale : It's a Jethro, that's what it is!
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Jane Hathaway : Well I have good news and bad news. Granny says they're not coming back. They're going to stay there and get Elly May a husband. And after she's married and settled down, the whole family might stay there.
Milburn Drysdale : Oh boy. Okay, what's the good news?
Jane Hathaway : That was it.
Milburn Drysdale : That was the good news?
Jane Hathaway : Wait till you hear the bad.
Milburn Drysdale : Forget it. You couldn't possible top what you just said.
Jane Hathaway : Granny wants you to send them their $85 million.
Milburn Drysdale : You did it.