The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
Teenage Idol (1964)
Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett
Quotes
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Jed Clampett : [about Johnny Poke] The boy used to lay around the cabin so much, his Ma had to dust him.
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Jed Clampett : [about Johnny Poke] That boy tramples on the truth worse than he did back home. He was such a liar then, he used to have to get somebody else to call his dog fer him.
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Jed Clampett : You're a young lady now. I want you to act like one and look like one. Go put on a dress.
Elly May Clampett : Why Johnny wouldn't even know me with a dress on.
Jed Clampett : I'll introduce you. Now scoot.