The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

The Badger Game (1966)

Leon Ames: Colonel Foxhall

Quotes 

• Jed Clampett : They're all good pictures. What are you askin' for these, Colonel Foxhole?

  Colonel Foxhall : Foxhall, sir. I'm asking one million dollars.

  Daisy Moses : A million dollars?

  Jed Clampett : Well I ain't bought many pictures, but that does seem a mite steep.

  Milburn Drysdale : Mr. Clampett, if you don't meet his price, these pictures will appear on the front page of tomorrow's newspaper.

  Jed Clampett : Well there's a idea, Granny. Let's wait 'til tomorrow and cut 'em outta the paper.

• Jed Clampett : Miss Emaline 'n me'll be married right off.

  Colonel Foxhall , Emaline Fetty : Married?

  Jed Clampett : Code of the hills demands it. I done seen her in her skimpies and flimsies. We'll leave for Bug Tussle tonight and honeymoon in Snyder's Swamp.

  Emaline Fetty : What?

  Jed Clampett : We'll move into that little shack back to Possum Ridge with your Ma and Pa and 17 sisters.