The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

The Boarder (1964)

Max Baer Jr.: Jethro Bodine

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Quotes 

• Mr. Pinckney : Where are my quarters?

  Jethro Bodine : Forget it. Granny says no tippin'.

• Daisy Moses : [looking at the signs Jethro made for the boarding house]  Did you make a sign about my lye soap?

  Jethro Bodine : [showing her the sign]  Oh yeah Granny. Free lye soap.

  Daisy Moses : Oh that will draw them in like flies.

  Jed Clampett : You got to throw in a little extra with those stiff rates you're charging.

  Daisy Moses : Well Jed I'm giving every boarder a private room and all he can eat.

  Jed Clampett : Yeah but a dollar a night?

  Daisy Moses : Well I figure that will keep out the riff-raff.

• Mr. Pinckney : Young man, kindly remove your cousin from the chandelier.

  Jethro Bodine : Oh heck, Bessie ain't my cousin.

  Mr. Pinckney : Really?