The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
The Boarder (1964)
Donna Douglas: Elly May Clampett
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Quotes
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Jed Clampett : [Elly May calls her chimp 'Cousin Bessie'] You hadn't ought to call that critter 'cousin', Elly.
Elly May Clampett : But why not?
Jed Clampett : Well, you see, Jethro's your cousin and that puts Jethro and her in the same... well, never mind. I reckon I just gotta get used to bein' a monkey's uncle.
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Mr. Pinckney : What is that?
[points to the chimp dusting the chandelier]
Elly May Clampett : That's Cousin Bessie.
Mr. Pinckney : [Pinckney's monocle falls out] Cousin Bessie?
Elly May Clampett : Yeah. Ain't she a doozy. Why she can hang on with one hand and dust with three.