The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
The Clampetts Get Culture (1963)
Max Baer Jr.: Jethro Bodine
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Quotes
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Jethro Bodine : Uncle Jed, Granny, Looky here what I got. I just captured me the first prisoner.
Jed Clampett : Turn her loose!
Jethro Bodine : But she's one of the bank people! Maybe she can get our money for us.
Granny : Can you?
Janet Trego : No I can't!
Jane Hathaway : I can Jethro, capture me!
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Milburn Drysdale : Now, on your way home, if you see anything you want for Christmas, just pick it up and charge it to me.
Jethro Bodine : Hot diggety dog!
[Jethro and Elly May leave then Jethro returns carrying Janet Trego]
Jethro Bodine : Come on Uncle Jed! I done picked out my present.
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Jethro Bodine : Somethin' go wrong with the bridge game?
Elly May Clampett : Sho'nuff did! Granny got riled and busted it up.
Jed Clampett : What riled you, Granny?
Granny : Well first off, them other women wanted me to put my cards down on the table so all of them could see 'em.
Jed Clampett : That don't hardly seem fair.
Granny : Of course it don't and when I asked them why, they said, "Because you're the dummy."