The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
The Clampetts Get Culture (1963)
Raymond Bailey: Milburn Drysdale
Quotes
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Milburn Drysdale : [Milburn tells the Italian tailor to measure jed for a suit]
Milburn Drysdale : Measure him up for a vestito nuovo
Italian Tailor : Oh si, si.
Italian Tailor : [starts measuring Jed]
Jed Clampett : Little man, if you fixin' to tie me up, that ain't enough rope and you ain't enough man.
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Milburn Drysdale : Now, on your way home, if you see anything you want for Christmas, just pick it up and charge it to me.
Jethro Bodine : Hot diggety dog!
[Jethro and Elly May leave then Jethro returns carrying Janet Trego]
Jethro Bodine : Come on Uncle Jed! I done picked out my present.
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Milburn Drysdale : Phone down, have them lock the outside doors.
Jane Hathaway : But it isn't closing time.
Milburn Drysdale : It will be if the Clampetts withdraw their money.